It’s that time of the year that all the ladies are shedding all those unnecessary clothes and finally getting back into their bikinis! John David Parkman is a connoisseur of the ladies as seen here. Enjoy! I know I am.
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So what can you expect on johndavidparkman.com? Anything and everything! First off, JohnDavidParkman.com is dedicated to bringing you the best looking women that can be found on the internet! Why? Lots of reasons, but that’s not something you should worry yourself with right now. Besides, why the hell are you reading this filler text that’s just here to rank this page up in the search engines? You should be looking at the find ladies that are on this site and not reading some boring filler content that I’m forced to put here so I can rank this page. Simple as that, I’m just killing time and content key strokes to hit my numbers so you can find this wonderful page of bikini ladies.
So, from here on out I will be blogging a bunch of nonsense that no one in their right mind, minus my ex wife, but she’s never had a right mind so she doesn’t really count in any sense. Lol, she’s probably the only one reading this anyhow, so heyyyyy honey! While you’re reading this, who’s running hell? ahahahahahahahah!
Completely dreadful human. Good luck next victim, I mean guy lol..
I digress, maybe there’s another loser out there that doesnt have shit else better to do right now but read the words I’m merely typing to hit that magic 300 word count so I can publish and be on my merry way getting back to doing what I do best and that you can obviously see by the little collection I have on this website called johndavidparkman.com, a fictional and completely made up website about hot chicks (the part about who exactly is running hell is true. that part is dead on lol).
Hit my count! Bye bitches (or bitch)!